Whose Hello, Anyway?

In a world where greeting strangers can unlock mysterious powers, you take on the role of an underachieving barista who accidentally discovers a hidden society that communicates through elaborate and ridiculous greetings. As you navigate this whimsical world, you uncover a conspiracy to control the flow of greeting energy, all while trying to maintain your day job. With each choice affecting the tone and style of various greetings, you will meet eccentric characters, tackle puzzles involving quirky social customs, and ultimately decide how to greet the looming threat to your world. Will you master the art of greeting or will your slacker tendencies lead to chaos?