Whose Hello, Anyway?

Whose Hello, Anyway?

If I had a dollar for every awkward hello… I’d still be broke, but at least I'd have a good laugh!

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In this quirky text-based adventure, you play as a professional welcoming committee officer whose mission is to greet every new resident in the town of Absurdity. Your primary objective is to uncover the town's hilarious backstory through conversations with its eccentric inhabitants. Each character has a wild story, and the narrative branches based on your choices – from helping a conspiracy theorist find his lost tinfoil hat to moderating a heated debate between rival fruit stand owners. The game is filled with humor, wit, and unexpected plot twists, keeping you on your toes as you piece together the town’s odd yet captivating history.