Step into the manic world of 'Whose Hello, Anyway?', an absurdist interactive text-based adventure where your character is a clumsy socialite navigating a series of outrageous scenarios filled with quirky characters who have forgotten basic greetings. You play as Terry, a hopelessly awkward individual with a penchant for overthinking. Your goal? Find the source of a mysterious social epidemic causing people to bluntly ignore common niceties. Engage in ridiculous dialogue, make bizarre choices, and uncover the hidden truth behind why everyone has collectively decided that polite greetings are passé. Each choice leads to hilariously unpredictable outcomes, challenging the very fabric of social interaction.