Whose Hello, Anyway?

In a world where the very concept of greeting someone has become a societal taboo, you play as a quirky linguist who stumbles upon a dark conspiracy involving the government, an underground greeting society, and a mystical artifact said to grant the power to speak without fear. As you navigate through bizarre encounters and eccentric characters, your choices will determine how you either restore or completely obliterate the art of greeting. Each dialogue option provides humor infused with social commentary, leading to unexpected outcomes and a variety of outrageous endings.