In a world where greetings have become the center of a mysterious diplomatic crisis, players assume the role of Sam, a charismatic freelance diplomat turned detective. Bodies of diplomats are appearing, and the only clue left at each scene is an oddly worded greeting. Players must navigate through an eccentric cast of characters, unravel the bizarre mystery of the 'Greeticide,' and uncover who is behind the chilling salutation scheme. Choices made affect the relationship with characters and the ability to discover hidden truths, blending humor and intrigue as Sam tries to maintain their sanity amid ridiculous encounters.