Whose Hello, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, players take on the role of an amateur greeting card writer who finds themselves pulled into a bizarre competition against other quirky characters. Each week, they are tasked with crafting increasingly absurd greetings for various occasions, from 'National Cat Appreciation Day' to 'International Unfortunate Choices Day.' Players must navigate the eccentric personalities of their fellow competitors, misinterpret hilariously ambiguous prompts, and solve tongue-in-cheek puzzles related to social greetings, all while keeping the narrative witty and humorous. As players progress, they unlock unique greetings and can even build alliances or rivalries that influence the final outcome. Will you woo the judges with your catchy wordplay or fall flat on your face in front of your absurd peers?