Whose Hello, Anyway?

Whose Hello, Anyway?

If I had a nickel for every weird hello, I'd still be broke, but at least I’d have my name on a plaque!

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In a whimsical world where greetings determine fate, you play as Zeke, a washed-up professional greeter in a city where the only currency is conversation. Zeke navigates through bizarre settings filled with eccentric characters, each with their own peculiar greeting rituals. Players must collect unique 'hellos' to unlock new areas, uncover secrets, and ultimately discover who has stolen the city's most cherished greeting - 'The Ultimate Salutation.' Your choices will lead you through wacky conflicts and hilarious encounters as you seek redemption and a reason to smile in a world turned upside down.