Whose Hello, Anyway?

In a world where social greetings have become hazardous, you play as Jamie, an undercover Greeting Inspector tasked with unraveling the mystery behind the sudden 'Hello-Disappearance.' People are vanishing after saying a simple greeting—no 'howdy,' no 'hi,' just poof! You must navigate the chaos of a surreal urban landscape filled with eccentric characters, absurd situations, and bizarre greeting customs. Your choices dictate your path as you uncover secrets, confront rival inspectors, and even solve the existential crisis of what it really means to 'say hello.' Will you be able to save society from this greeting apocalypse?