Step into the meticulously weird world of 'Whose Hello, Anyway?' where you play as Sam, a struggling linguistics professor who gets embroiled in an absurd feud between rival greeting card companies. As Sam, you navigate a series of hilarious and dramatic encounters, solving puzzles by crafting the perfect greetings to maintain peace, gain allies, and elevate or destroy relationships. With every choice impacting the outcome, players must balance personal ambition with the hilarity of human connection in a quest to discover who really knows how to say hello.