Whose Hello, Anyway?

In a world where social greetings have become a currency, you play as Keith, an average joe who suddenly finds himself at the center of a bizarre and absurd conflict over the meaning of 'hello.' After accidentally inventing a new form of greeting that turns people into overzealous followers, you must navigate oddball characters, from greeting-obsessed cultists to sarcastic corporate overlords, each vying for control of the conversation. The fate of polite society lies in your hands as you face choices that will either lead to a comedic disaster or a revolutionary shift in how we say hello. Your decisions impact the narrative, shaping the world based on quirky interactions and peculiar dialogue choices.