Whose Hello, Anyway?

In this unique interactive text-based game, you play as a fumbling intergalactic diplomat named Zaxon, who has just been appointed to resolve a long-standing feud between two quirky alien factions. Each faction believes that they were the first to say 'hello' to the universe, leading to chaotic misunderstandings and absurd situations. Your goal is to navigate through the hilariously bizarre culture of the aliens, make allies, avoid interspecies faux pas, and ultimately broker a peace agreement by gathering evidence of who truly invented the greeting. The choices you make will shape the narrative, and your path may lead you to unexpected, side-splitting consequences.