Whose Hello, Anyway?

Whose Hello, Anyway?

I’m not just here to say 'hello'—I’m here to say 'hell no' to small talk!

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In a whimsical, dystopian future where social greetings are regulated by a bizarre government protocol, you play as a rogue Greeting Officer, tasked with restoring the lost art of authentic communication. Traverse an absurd metropolis filled with eccentric characters and ever-shifting perspectives while making choices that impact not only the outcome of your mission but also how humanity reconnects through its most basic social interaction: saying hello. Navigate the hilarious consequences of your choices, solve humorous puzzles, and challenge the status quo with your wit.