Whose Hello, Anyway?

Whose Hello, Anyway?

Welcome to dystopia, where saying ‘hi’ could get you high—and by high, I mean in trouble!

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Set in a dystopian future where greetings are illegal, you play as a rebellious 'Greetings Offender' who must navigate a bizarre society governed by a strict regime that regulates communication. As you interact with quirky characters, you’ll uncover dark secrets, solve surreal puzzles, and challenge the absurd laws of your world—all while trying to maintain your sense of humor. Your decisions will shape the outcome, leading to wildly different scenarios, from starting a clandestine greeting club to thwarting an oppressive government's efforts to silence happiness forever.