Whose Hello, Anyway?

Whose Hello, Anyway?

If greetings could kill, I’d be the toast of the town—burnt toast!

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In a world where social greetings determine power dynamics, you play as Max, a washed-up socialite who unexpectedly finds themselves at the annual Greeting Gala. The Gala is a cutthroat arena where ludicrous greetings can elevate or dismantle reputations. Navigate through tense encounters, forge bizarre alliances, and unravel the dark secrets of your so-called friends. With choices that lead to outlandish consequences, the game blends absurd humor with dramatic pivot points, challenging players to master the art of the perfect (or hilariously imperfect) hello.