Step into the shoes of an underappreciated greeting card writer who uncovers a conspiracy woven into the fabric of everyday small talk. As you explore through a series of absurd conversations, you will navigate wacky social scenarios and encounter quirky characters, each with their own secret agenda. Form relationships, make choices that ripple through your narrative, and ultimately determine if casual greetings are just a façade for a more sinister world. Prepare to be amused as you unravel the mystery behind 'who's really saying hello' and why it matters!