Whose Hello, Anyway?

Whose Hello, Anyway?

If a 'hello' falls in the forest and no one hears it, am I still socially awkward?

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In a world where social greetings dictate societal hierarchy, players take on the role of Zed, a charming but disenfranchised low-tier citizen of the Greeting District. Your objective is to navigate through a quirky cityscape filled with eccentric characters who have their own peculiar ways of saying 'hello.' It’s a hilarious journey of self-discovery and social manipulation as you learn the art of greeting to rise through the ranks—from awkward encounters to crafting the perfect salutation. Your choices will lead to unpredictable interactions, revealing secret alliances, and comically absurd consequences. Get ready to challenge norms and redefine how we connect in a world obsessed with salutations!