Whose Hello, Anyway?

In this quirky text-based adventure, you play as Glib McSass, a washed-up private detective known for his sharp tongue and even sharper wit. One day, a mysterious letter arrives with an unusual request: to find the rightful owner of a beguiling 'hello' that has been passed around the city like a hot potato at a family reunion. Journey through strange neighborhoods filled with odd characters, gather clues, and unravel the absurdities of life, all while battling your inner demons and an overzealous pigeon who believes he's your partner. Will you uncover the truth, or will you be left saying goodbye to your dignity? The choice is yours as you weave through hilarious dialogues and unexpected plot twists!