Whose Hello, Anyway?

In this quirky interactive text-based game, you play as a sardonic, washed-up private investigator in a city that thrives on absurdity. Tasked with unraveling a series of bizarre disappearances linked to a raucous local greeting convention, you're thrown into a whirlwind of eccentric characters—each with their own strange reasons for greeting (or not greeting) people. Navigate through humorous dialogue trees, solve puzzling scenarios, and determine whose hello hides the biggest secrets! Your choices determine the case's outcome and whether you can salvage your reputation or end up in the clutches of the city's zaniest crime lords.