Whose Hello, Anyway?

Dive into an absurd world where every greeting sparks a ripple of chaos! You play as Alex, an awkward greeting card writer who suddenly finds themselves in a bizarre universe where common pleasantries carry deadly consequences. Your task is to navigate through a string of quirky characters and wild situations, choosing how to respond to their greetings. Your choices shape the outcome of this hilarious, nonsensical tale, revealing secrets about friendship, greeting etiquette, and the fine line between politeness and insanity. Solve the mystery of *who* is behind the greeting madness, while finding the right words to repair your own disintegrating relationships.