Whose Hello, Anyway?

In this whimsically absurd text-based game, players step into the shoes of Billie Wace, a self-proclaimed 'Greet-ologist'. Billie has a unique job: they are tasked with investigating the peculiar phenomenon known as 'The Great Greeting Glitch,' which has turned society's greetings into bizarre and often hilarious non sequiturs. Players unravel the mystery of who or what is behind this social upheaval while engaging in witty banter with increasingly eccentric characters – from a philosophical dog to a conspiracy theorist cat. Decisions must be made through dialogue choices that affect the narrative and character relationships, leading to multiple endings filled with wit and unexpected twists.