Whose Hello, Anyway?

In this text-based adventure, you play as Zane, a socially awkward, yet charming telemarketer who suddenly discovers he has acquired the unique ability to talk to inanimate objects. As you navigate through a typical workday, your newfound skill leads to unexpected friendships with household items and a gradually unraveling conspiracy within your office. You must balance your mundane job duties with comical interactions, uncover office secrets, and ultimately decide whose life you want to change—yours, your colleagues', or even a rebellious stapler named Steve. The choices you make will determine the outcome of friendships, hilarious misunderstandings, and if you'll ever collect that elusive commission!