Whose Hell is This, Anyway?

In this satirical text-based adventure, you wake up in a bureaucratic limbo between life and the afterlife, where misplaced souls are sorted into the wrong destinies. As a snarky protagonist with an attitude problem, you must navigate absurd characters—a bureaucrat demon with too many coffee breaks, a soul trying to escape a paperwork nightmare, and a self-help guru giving terrible advice. Engage in twisted dialogue with humans turned demons, solve nonsensical problems, and make choices that can shift the balance between chaos and order, steering your fate and the fate of other souls. Will you overthrow the bureaucracy and create havoc, or will you settle down in a cubicle for an eternity of soul-sucking monotony?