Whose Hell is This, Anyway?

In this whimsical interactive text-based adventure, you wake up in a bizarre and chaotic underworld where the rules of reality don't apply, and the residents all have their quirks. As 'The Newcomer,' you must navigate through comically absurd challenges, strike deals with eccentric demon merchants, and uncover the truth about your unexpected arrival in this hellscape. Your choices will shape the direction of your journey, from mini-games involving ironic punishments to brainstorming wild schemes to outsmart incompetent hell minions. Will you rise to become a twisted hero or get tangled in a demonic prank war that spirals out of control?