Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

In this satirical text-based adventure, players find themselves in a bureaucratic purgatory where they are forced to debate the morality of various absurd souls being assigned to their personal hells. As the newly appointed 'Hell UN delegate,' you must navigate through twisted and humorous moral dilemmas, negotiate with quirky demons, and decide the fates of a cast of eccentric characters from history, mythology, and pop culture. Can you maintain sanity while balancing the chaos of cosmic injustice in the most humorous way possible?