In a world where misfortune reigns supreme, you play as a disgruntled employee of the Department of Poor Decisions, an absurd bureaucratic agency that oversees the consequences of humanity's biggest blunders. Your job? To navigate through a hilarious yet twisted landscape where each choice leads to increasingly ridiculous scenarios and outrageous fates. As you try to manage the chaos unleashed by the world's worst decisions, you'll encounter quirky characters, absurd challenges, and ludicrous moral dilemmas that will test your sanity and wit. Convinced that the universe is one big cosmic joke, your task is to find a way to turn the tides and possibly reclaim the power of choice before everything collapses under the weight of folly.