Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Guess I shouldn't have traded my heart for a lifetime supply of jelly donuts!

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In a dystopian world where emotions are traded as currency, you play as an eccentric heart merchant, specializing in rare and powerful feelings. But when your own heart goes missing, you must navigate a bizarre underworld of dubious characters, each offering outrageous deals in exchange for your emotions. As you progress, you unravel your own past and question the true value of feelings. Choose witty dialogue options and make absurd choices that will lead to unexpected consequences and hilarious scenarios, ultimately guiding your journey to reclaim what’s yours—or barter something even stranger.