Whose Heart is it Anyway?

In a dystopian world where people's hearts can be swapped, you play as a 'Heart Broker' — a highly talented yet morally ambiguous dealer of human emotions. One fateful night, you accidentally acquire a heart that doesn’t belong to any of your clients, triggering a sequence of outrageous and often hilarious events. As you interact with various characters, including a melodramatic poet, a conspiracy theorist barista, and a philosophical AI, you must uncover the heart's true owner while navigating absurd dilemmas and making choices that will determine the fate of your own heart. Balance humor, charm, and drama as you unpeel the layers of emotional chaos in this irreverent text-based adventure.