Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I used to have a heart, but now I'm just here for the punchlines!

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In a twisted world where hearts are traded as commodities, you play as a hapless 'Heart Broker' navigating the chaotic and often absurd underbelly of a city obsessed with love and power. Each day, you must negotiate with clients to procure, swap, and sometimes even steal hearts—from frustrated users who want a bigger, better emotional experience to shadowy figures who sell counterfeit ones. As the stakes rise, so does the absurdity of your choices. Will you find the true heart of the matter, or get swept away by the madness of it all?