Whose Heart is it Anyway?

In a dystopian world where romantic relationships are dictated by a bizarre government system, you play as an unregistered heart broker navigating the chaotic underbelly of love. Using your wits, humor, and a surprisingly effective collection of puns, you aim to outsmart the heart traders who possess the literal hearts of the populace. As you encounter eccentric characters—each with their own tragic love stories—you must negotiate, barter, and at times con your way into securing hearts that don’t belong to you. Can you stand up against the oppressive Heart Bureau while figuring out your own convoluted bond with love?