Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Who needs therapy when you can pawn off your problems?

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In 'Whose Heart Is It Anyway?', players become the charmingly cynical heartbroker, a whimsical entity tasked with redistributing hearts among the inhabitants of a bizarre world where emotions are currency. Players navigate through absurd scenarios, bargaining with surreal characters like the Overdramatic Poet and the Cynical Tea Merchant, all while managing the whims of an ever-present Heart Tax. Your choices will lead you through dramatically humorous dilemmas as you swap hearts, launch love triangles, ignite feuds, and even mend broken friendships—all to fulfill the cosmic quotas set by the indignant Heart Council. Can you find true fulfillment before your own heart is put on the chopping block? Buckle up for an interactive adventure where the stakes are nothing less than emotional sustainability!