Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where emotions can be harvested and traded, you are a low-level 'Heart Merchant' navigating the bustling marketplace of sentiment. One fateful day, you accidentally acquire a heart that once belonged to a legendary hero. This heart grants you wild, uncontrollable powers, and with it, a target on your back from shady figures who want to steal it for themselves. Engage in absurd dialogue with quirky characters, solve bizarre emotional dilemmas, and make choices that affect the hearts (and minds) of those around you. Will you become the next emotional mogul or will your heart lead you into a hilarious mess?