In this darkly comedic interactive text-based game, you play as a self-proclaimed 'Heart Broker' living in a dystopian society where people's emotions have become commodified. Players navigate a bizarre world where they can swap, steal, or bargain for hearts—literal and metaphorical—of various characters, each with distinct personalities and quirks. Engage in hilarious negotiation sequences, confront ethical dilemmas, and uncover absurd corporate conspiracies, all while trying to piece together which heart truly belongs to you. The choices you make will influence not only your fate but the emotional landscape of the entire city. Expect unexpected alliances, laugh-out-loud moments, and the occasional existential crisis.