Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

If I had a heart for every time I fell in love... I’d still be heartless.

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In a world where hearts are the ultimate currency, you play as a cynical heart collector navigating the underground market of emotions. Each encounter leads you to absurd characters—traders, grifters, and the occasional heartbroken philosopher—each with their own tale and agenda. You'll make choices that determine the fate of your soul (and your heart), all while engaging in witty banter and embracing absurd situations. But when a notorious heart thief threatens your collection, you have to decide: will you join forces with the very people you despise, or will you take a risk and plot your own heart-thumping escape?