Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In this satirical interactive text-based game, you play as a hapless heart thief with an unusual skill: the ability to swap hearts among people for various purposes—true love, revenge, or even the perfect pong partner. Encounter an oddball cast of characters whose hearts you must manipulate while navigating the intricacies of their emotional baggage. Each choice you make affects not only your fate but the fate of everyone around you, leading to wild, unexpected, and often hilarious outcomes that challenge the definition of affection and morality. Keep an eye on the heart meter: too many swaps could lead to chaos, confusion, or even a passionate escapade you didn’t expect!