Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where hearts can be swapped, sold, and even stolen, you are a mercenary heart dealer who stumbles upon a heart with a mind of its own. As you navigate through a series of whimsical yet dangerous encounters—from heartthrob assassins to lovelorn ghosts—you must decide whether to keep the heart for yourself, return it to its rightful owner, or concoct a plan so absurd that it just might save the world from emotional bankruptcy. Your choices lead to multiple endings, each spiraling deeper into hilarity and chaos.