Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Every heart has a price, but this one spikes my cholesterol!

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In a world where people can transfer their feelings, memories, and even body parts in a twisted black market, you play as a heart broker navigating the absurdity of this emotional underground. As a charismatic anti-hero, your job is to negotiate, steal, or sell hearts while juggling the bizarre personalities of clients who have far too much baggage—literally! With hilariously dark choices to make, players will explore themes of identity, love, and the value of human connection in a satirical society. Each decision you make will ripple through a story filled with unexpected alliances and ridiculous outcomes, leading to multiple endings that take absurdity to a whole new level.