Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Who needs a heart when you can have a killer punchline?

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In a world where emotions are traded like commodities, you play as Jaxon, a snarky heart broker who deals in feelings. One day, you inadvertently sell your own heart, and to retrieve it, you must navigate a bizarre underworld of eccentric characters and twisted logic. Each choice you make reveals parts of the story, leading to unexpected alliances, outrageous trade deals, and absurd challenges as you attempt to reclaim your heart from the emotional black market. A mix of humor and cynicism defines your journey, where getting your heart back could mean losing a few laughs along the way.