Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In this audacious interactive text-based adventure, you are a morbidly witty soul who finds themselves in a bizarre realm where hearts are currency and emotions dictate power. After a freak accident involving a poorly timed love confession and a runaway double-decker bus, you've been ‘donated’ to a peculiar afterlife. Navigate a marketplace of emotions led by eccentric characters, purchase unique hearts with your own, and concoct darkly humorous solutions to various absurd dilemmas while seeking to reclaim your original heart. With choices that lead to wildly different outcomes, embark on an unpredictable quest filled with laughter, tough moral decisions, and enough plot twists to make a pretzel envious.