Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Looks like someone misplaced their heart... or did they just trade it for a lifetime supply of bad puns?

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In a world where hearts can be swapped, stolen, and traded like collectibles, you play as a heartless protagonist who wakes up in a bizarre bazaar filled with eccentric characters each selling their own transformative tales. Each choice of heart grants not only physical attributes but also unique emotional experiences and absurd side effects, leading to unpredictable outcomes. Navigate through hilarious dialogues, make outrageous decisions, and race against a countdown to retrieve your original heart before it becomes the centerpiece of a surreal showdown at the annual 'Heartless Olympics'. Will you become the champion of hearts or just another lost soul in the mix?