Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I've got your heart – don’t get too attached!

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In a surreal city where emotions manifest as physical objects, you play as a cynical heart-thief who specializes in swindling the unguarded. One day, you accidentally steal the heart of a powerful politician while trying to liberate a poor soul trapped in an emotional hoarding scheme. Now, you must navigate a chaotic web of rival heart collectors, absurd bureaucracies, and bizarre emotional beings while trying to return the heart without getting caught. Will you become a hero, a villain, or just a snarky bystander in this wild emotional realm?