Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I came for the hearts, but stayed for the punchlines!

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In a world where hearts are currency, you play as a rogue heart merchant navigating the bustling streets of a surreal city. Each heart you acquire opens up new abilities, insights, and comedic dilemmas, as you barter, trade, and occasionally steal the hearts of the city's eccentric populace. With a diverse cast of characters, including a narcissistic heart surgeon and a heart-obsessed poet, you’ll uncover twisted stories filled with dark humor while making decisions that challenge your moral compass. How will you use your peculiar collection of hearts to become the most notorious merchant in the city, all while keeping your own heart from being stolen?