Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where emotions are tangible commodities, you play as a heart dealer in a bustling underground market. Your character, a snarky and morally ambiguous trader, must navigate a series of absurd and hilarious situations as you acquire, sell, and negotiate the best hearts for your clients—from lovesick romantics to revenge-seeking bitter exes. As the heart you once owned turns up in a rival's collection, you embark on a chaotic quest to reclaim it while juggling the quirky demands of eccentric customers. Can you navigate the darkly comedic landscape of love, loss, and heart theft, all while keeping your wits—and your health—intact?