Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where emotions are currency, you play as a snarky emotional broker with the unusual ability to swap hearts between people. Set in a sprawling, chaotic city governed by whims and the absurd, you navigate a series of twisted dilemmas, each choice impacting the city's emotional economy. Your task is to uncover the heart theft ring threatening to plunge the city into apathy—all while managing your own heart's condition, which is literally on the verge of exploding from excessive irony and sarcasm. Partner with quirky characters and engage in outrageous dialogue, all while trying to avoid becoming a heartless victim yourself. Each decision can lead to comical outcomes, emotional backlash, or even a heartwarming epiphany.