Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Welcome to the black market for the red stuff—better heart it up before they heart you down!

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In this absurdly twisted interactive text-based game, you play as an eccentric organ dealer in a city where hearts are the ultimate commodity. A bizarre plague has left the citizens heartless and desperate for a new life. As you navigate a series of hilariously dark choices, you'll encounter quirky characters—from heartless lovers to a rival dealer with a penchant for poetic justice—each with their own agenda. Your decisions affect not just your profit, but the very fate of the city’s emotional landscape. Will you become a merciless tycoon or a heartfelt hero? The choice is yours in this madcap journey through love, loss, and the economics of organ trade.