Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where hearts can be traded, stolen, and even humorously mismanaged, you play as a quirky heart merchant. Your job is to navigate through a chaotic bazaar where emotions are bartered like currency. Choose wisely as you interact with a bizarre cast of characters, each with their own unique desires tied to their hearts. Use comedy, wit, and psychological insight to help these characters either reclaim their true hearts or let them go in the most outrageous ways possible. Will you end up with a heart of gold, or will you become a heartless merchant of mayhem?