Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Love is overrated; let’s just steal a heart or two!

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In a satirical world where the emotions of the populace are literally extracted and stored in heart-shaped batteries, you play as a rogue Emotion Extraction Specialist attempting to upend the system. After being fired for 'over-extraction' (let’s just say Mr. Happy wasn't quite himself after your last job), you decide to steal a high-profile heart from the Emotion Vault, unaware of its unique properties. As you journey through the hilariously bureaucratic society filled with absurd characters, shady dealings, and dark humor, you interact with individuals whose emotions you must negotiate or outright steal, while battling the red tape of heart-related laws that turn every choice into a comedic conundrum. Will you become the heartless hero of this absurd world or get tangled in the emotional web you create?