Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I came for the hearts, but I stayed for the chaos—who knew love could be such a bloody business?

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Step into the chaotic world of trans-dimensional heart-thievery where you play as an intergalactic 'Heart Broker'. You are tasked with sourcing the most coveted hearts of the galaxy, each with unique powers and side effects. As you navigate bizarre planets, negotiate with eccentric alien races, and outsmart rogue groups of heart collectors, you must decide which heart to keep and which to sell, all while facing the consequences of your decisions. Embrace the absurdity, befriend or betray quirky characters, and unlock unexpected twists in this uniquely humorous adventure.