Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a deranged realm where hearts—both literal and metaphorical—can be stolen, players take on the role of Alex, an everyday cynic thrust into an absurd competition of life and love. Alex discovers that hearts are being auctioned off to the highest bidders, and our protagonist's journey involves humorous confrontations with quirky characters, riddles of choice, and moral dilemmas that make them question what it really means to 'feel'. The ultimate goal? To reclaim their own heart from a bizarrely charming villain before the final auction, all while navigating hilariously unexpected scenarios and ridiculous dialogue. Will Alex find their heart again, or will they leave with the winning bid of a different emotion instead?