Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I came for the hearts, but I'll leave with a punchline!

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In a bizarre world where hearts—literal and metaphorical—are traded like currency, you play as a heart broker with a knack for getting into trouble. Your job is to retrieve stolen hearts from various quirky characters, each with their own sinister motives and darkly humorous backstories. Navigate through a series of absurd scenarios filled with unexpected twists, engaging in witty dialogue and making choices that will either help you reclaim hearts or doom you to a fate worse than death. Can you master the art of negotiation and save the town’s heart before the clock runs out? Or will you be left heartless?