Whose Heart is it Anyway?

In a world where hearts are traded like collectible cards, you play as a cynical heart dealer who unexpectedly receives a sentient heart with a sense of humor and an agenda. As you navigate through morally ambiguous clients, shady deals, and quirky characters, you must decide whether to keep the heart, return it to its rightful owner, or help it reclaim the love it lost. Your choices lead to absurd scenarios, revealing secrets and shocking truths about the city's heart trade and your own past. Embrace witty banter and unexpected plot twists in this hilarious yet thought-provoking text-based adventure.